The other day, a commercial with Jessica Alba came on. Kevin standing next to me asked: do you think she's hot?
I said: of course lah!!
He said: I never thought she's hot. Just ok. Normal girl.
I spluttered and was at a loss of what to say.
WHAT THE HELL?!!
Instead, I turn to Winnie and asked: what do you think?
Winnie: Kevin has weird taste. Look at Elaine. Remember Elaine?
Winnie and me: *nods at each other and shakes head*
This is Jessica Alba.
Bloody hell. Who can compete with that?
Oh. I know. Her.
Megan Fox. The girl from Transformers.
Hot. Who doesn't want a piece of them?
Kevin is weird. Maybe he's gay. Hah. Before anyone starts thinking that I'm mean/bitchy about what Winnie and I said about Elaine.
Allow me to clarify.
She is a no-good bitch who deserves to die a slow and painful death then rot in hell.
They broke up.
End of story.